Why does it seem like everyone is reproducing right now, especially including people who SHOULD NOT HAVE THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES?
It's like I'm in high school all over again and everyone except me has the latest Louis Vuitton purse and I really want one, too, except by "Louis Vuitton purse" I mean "shitting, drooling wad of flesh" and by "I really want one, too," I mean "fetch me the nearest coat hanger."
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LOL
That graphic image will be with me all day. And I'm happy about it.
IDIOCRACY is a movie you need to see. Also, mandatory breeding licenses - if we make it a legal issue to breed dogs, certainly the same kind of responsibility should be applied to human procreation.
Christ. That was short and amazing.
This makes me want to cringe in embarrassment.
I don't know how to adequately explain my dual states of love and repugnance for my kid.
Scott: Seen it. Quote it. Afraid of it coming true.
CS: Yes, but I'm guessing you're more than qualified to be in charge of a child. I'm talking about semi-retarded, personally fucked up people who are now populating the earth "so someone will love me."
Ha! I wish I lived somewhere half as populated at Phoenix. Unfortunately, I live in the asshole of the United States: Eastern Kentucky.
I thought the asshole of the united states was Jersey...
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