Dear job recruiter,

Monday, June 8, 2009

Thank you SO MUCH for getting back to me after I initially contacted you EIGHT MONTHS AGO! Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM gainfully employed once again. NO THANKS TO YOU.

Oh, what's that? You have some job positions I might be interested in? But it's contract work? And it pays $10 an hour? For only six months?

Yeah, I think I'm going to have to pass on that one and stick with my full-time job. The job that I found ALL BY MYSELF.

Fuck off and no, I don't know anyone else who might be interested,
Rebecca

3 comments:

shine said...

Sounds like you had a good one. Remind me not to go to that guy if I ever need a job...

WendyB said...

Yeah, seriously, this is not someone I want to go to in case of urgent employment needs.

LU said...

Yeah Matt gets those. In Boston, Pittsburgh... Move there for a temp job? Are they smoking?