Things I am Fucking Pumped For

Monday, September 28, 2009

1. Zombieland comes out on Friday. I am so fucking there after work. Zombies AND Woody Harrelson AND shenanigans?!?! Yes, please.

2. Getting skinny. I joined the gym here where I'm temping (rhymes with "PetsFart Shmedquarters") AND I have a membership to 24 Hour Fitness, so I'm aiming for cardio 2x a day on most weekdays. I'm also trying to eat healthily and anorexic-ish, so hopefully that'll help my fat ass shrink. I have absolutely no excuse at this point. I want my husband to want to fuck me stupid in the years to come, and looking like a Biggest Loser reject is not going to help.

3. Moving. We are working very hard to pay off our debt (re: my credit card bills that I racked up for the wedding) so we can move to a place that is far less sunny and Arizona-like when our lease is up. Don't know if it will happen, but it's good to have goals, right?

4. Reading a shitload. I went crazycakes on Amazon.com Saturday night after a honkin' big mango margarita and ordered a ton of cheap-ass used books. Even with shipping, they're way, way less than what I'd pay if I got them from a regular bookstore. I also swooped in on a used bookstore up the street from me and ravished their lit section.

5. Cooler weather. IT'S ALMOST OCTOBER, PHOENIX. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 70's AND 80's?!?! ENOUGH WITH THE 103 DEGREE BULLSHIT.

6. Book club. My friend Susie and I started a book club and invited some people she knows to join, and our first meeting is in October at my place. I get to talk about books AND socialize with someone other than Rob and the cats? Fucking sweet.

3 comments:

shine said...

Dallas is sunny! Uh, sort of. But yeah, it pretty much sucks.

I bet your book club is better than my book club with my mom and sister. In which we never actually talk about the books, but instead I have to listen to my sister try to push my mom's buttons/try to work out her childhood issues. FUN.

WendyB said...

I have definitely book-shopped while drunk too.

Susie said...

I get a shout out! Love it!