The best part about being married and unemployed with no real health insurance is getting to play the Oh, Fuck, Am I Pregnant?!?! game Every. Single. Month.
I won another round this month, THANK GOD. No sperm shall be able to impregnate my mighty, blackened, hate-filled uterus!
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you're like the tofu in my fridge.
soft, perfect for desserts!
My uterus wants to go out drinking with your uterus.
WendyB: My uterus only drinks gasoline and the blood of freshly slaughtered infants. Count us in!
This may be the first time I've ever wished my uterus was in AZ. Oh wait, it can be there without me any time. I wish it would fall out and get hit by a car...
My uterus is so high-fiving your uterus right now.
You know, there are plenty of other, equally good places for sperm submission on/in the female body. Ask Shine; she can draw you some pictures if need be.
Oh, and the title of this post is absolutely horrific. So naturally I love it.
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