if anyone wants to know whether or not zombies go to the bathroom, please allow me to direct you to the 2nd floor woman's bathroom, where it smells like a zombie took a giant, liquid shit all over the place. no lie, you can SEE the smell.
it's not like i poop rainbows, but seriously? do it at home, a truck stop bathroom, mcdonald's, ANYWHERE BUT HERE. you're making the baby jesus weep.
i didn't realize it was possible to run away and vomit at the same time, but every day's a learning experience.
fuck, i can't wait to be done at this place.
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Zombie poop... I feel like there's a "shit for brains" joke in here somewhere, but unfortunately I don't have the time to coax it out.
"i didn't realize it was possible to run away and vomit at the same time, but every day's a learning experience." -- ROTFL
Yes! The Baby Jesus hates when you take a massive shit in public. He told me so. ;)
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