beyond rude
Monday, November 9, 2009
to everyone who is asking me WHEN rob and i will be reproducing: it is none of your fucking business. we've been married for less than a year. it's between the two of us and ONLY the two of us. if we decide to tell you, then fine. until then, back the fuck off.
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Yeah, seriously. Let the marriage run its course, and you guys will eventually have an accident or two (or four) like everyone else.
I had a dream recently that I gave birth to another kid. It was so vivid that I felt the baby being expelled from my vagina.
Needless to say, I was horrified and woke up in a cold sweat.
You should just tell people your uterus is unable to bring a child to term, so you'll just continue practicing for the possibility whilst building up your vag muscles by fucking. I'd say that will shut them up.
i can't believe people have the nerve. luckily my mom (and mom in law) were smart enough to never mention it.
People are retarded. I hate that question, myself, unless it's from someone I know well enough to tell my life plan.
So, um, when are you and Rob reproducing?
Too soon?
Miss you!
Maybe you need one of those "my ovaries are my business" shirts? People are annoying. I like babies too, but jeez, I also like NOT having a baby.
My answer is always: We're having a baby a year later than we were going to before you asked that question. Wanna ask me again?
And are you a Becky, for real? Everyone's claiming Becky now. I can't sort the kidders from the Beckys.
Shem told his mom we were going to adopt a black kid and name him after Shem's dad. That shut her up.
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