Angry fatty

(from here)

These are the only people I have to talk to all day

stones, glass houses, blah, blah, blah

but all that aside, can i just say how much i love facebook for showing me pictures of all the bitchiest girls in school who are now fucking huge and have THE MOST hideous-looking children?

Dear Kit-Kat commercial,

THEY'RE NOT THAT FUCKING GOOD! AND I HATE THAT GODDAMN "CRUNCH" NOISE!

Yes, I asked for a bike. No, I'm not 7.

This is my Christmas present from the husband. The only catch? I'm not allowed to ride it by myself around the neighborhood. Something about the meth heads getting rape-y and maybe stabbing me.