I'm in the Becky Club... and you're not

But if you're a blogger whose name is Becky or some variation of Becky, please contact Becky at Steam Me Up, Kid to be part of the Becky Club section on Becky's blog's sidebar. Also, I'm going to say "Becky" as many times as possible. According to Becky, "We don't ever meet or pay dues, but once we have formed a giant army of Beckys, we'll do something awesome like storm a castle or avenge some injustice somewhere."

Join now!

beyond rude

to everyone who is asking me WHEN rob and i will be reproducing: it is none of your fucking business. we've been married for less than a year. it's between the two of us and ONLY the two of us. if we decide to tell you, then fine. until then, back the fuck off.

the days stretch endlessly before me...

for those of you who are writers/editors seeking employment in arizona, don't bother... there's not a damn thing out there. instead, just resign yourself to the fact that you'll be on your couch, eating cheetos and watching your stomach become even more pale and fleshy.

**WARNING: TANTRUM AHEAD**

it's gotten so bad that i actually applied to a job at the coffee bean and tea leaf. i'm sorry, but i feel like if i went to college, worked my ass off, spent all that time slogging through shitty retail jobs and graduated cum fucking laude, i shouldn't have to be applying for jobs in retail. i mean, we're told all throughout high school that we NEED to go to college so we can get a good job. we NEED to go to college so we don't have to work at wal-mart. we NEED to go to college to make money and have a great career. well, guess what? i went to college and i can't get dick.

yes, i know the economy is bad, shut the fuck up. i don't care. i know i'm not the only one in this position, i know i'm not the only one who's unemployed. and i'm sure they feel exactly they same way.

i have submitted hundreds of resumes and cover letters. i spend 3-5 hours a day, looking for work. i have made myself a plague to employers, calling and checking in as to the status of my application... i'm literally whoring myself out and i'm not seeing any results.

pass the cheetos.

New business venture

Doing what every unemployed person does: venturing into the greeting card business. Behold, our holiday selection (more to come): http://www.zazzle.com/reddiwit

Dear GoDaddy.com,

If you're reading this, I'm sorry. But you did ask if I could spin a tale and didn't have a problem with black humor, so you have no one but yourself to blame. Also, I say "fuck" about 90,000 times in this blog. Well, 90,001. Please to enjoy.