Gearing up to do January's NaPoBloMo... The theme is "change," perfect for those of us who are
a) starting new jobs
b) going on diets, actually working out and trying like hell to dump AT LEAST 20 pounds before their wedding
c) all of the above
presents and pregnancy
Thursday, December 25, 2008
merry christmas. hope you all had a wonderful day.
also, is it just me, or is EVERYONE pregnant right now? because honestly, 3 people just told me they were knocked up within the last 48 hours and i can think of 2 more who have told me in the past week.
guess i better jump on the baby-making train if i want to keep up. sheesh.
also, is it just me, or is EVERYONE pregnant right now? because honestly, 3 people just told me they were knocked up within the last 48 hours and i can think of 2 more who have told me in the past week.
guess i better jump on the baby-making train if i want to keep up. sheesh.
the bitch is back
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
hi hi hi hi hi!!! you guys, i am SO sorry i've been MIA, but there have been a ton of awesome things that have been going on in my life, and now i can finally spill the beans. but first, some housekeeping.
i received my amazingly gorgeous lotus necklace from wendy b. (btw, wendy, sorry i haven't had a chance to get back to you; please see above explanation). i absolutely love it, and the bff i bought another one for hearts hers as well. here it is on my graceful décolletage (i'm a pale motherfucker, aren't i?). the picture does it absolutely no justice:
secondly, i recieved my reading from the lovely jamie. honestly, i don't believe in tarot cards and seeing into the future, but i couldn't BELIEVE how spot-on she was. if you want to be seriously freaked out/find out some awesome things about what's going on in your life, look her up. it's really cool and she is super, super nice.
last but DEFINITELY not least, I GOT A NEW JOB!!! that's right, haters, i am breaking free from the chains of editor monkey slavery hell and stepping into the warm, loving light of a media company as their online marketing coordinator. this is what has been consuming me day and night for the past few weeks. i practically stalked my way into this position; i'm pretty sure they hired me just to shut me the fuck up. i am so incredibly excited and i cannot WAIT to walk out of the doors of my old job for the very last time. i start jan. 5; i can practically taste that sweet, sweet freedom.
so, that's what's been up. now i can finally stop obsessing over this job/stress-eating my way through pans of rice krispie treats and get back to spewing my vitriol and hate all over the internet.
i received my amazingly gorgeous lotus necklace from wendy b. (btw, wendy, sorry i haven't had a chance to get back to you; please see above explanation). i absolutely love it, and the bff i bought another one for hearts hers as well. here it is on my graceful décolletage (i'm a pale motherfucker, aren't i?). the picture does it absolutely no justice:
secondly, i recieved my reading from the lovely jamie. honestly, i don't believe in tarot cards and seeing into the future, but i couldn't BELIEVE how spot-on she was. if you want to be seriously freaked out/find out some awesome things about what's going on in your life, look her up. it's really cool and she is super, super nice.
last but DEFINITELY not least, I GOT A NEW JOB!!! that's right, haters, i am breaking free from the chains of editor monkey slavery hell and stepping into the warm, loving light of a media company as their online marketing coordinator. this is what has been consuming me day and night for the past few weeks. i practically stalked my way into this position; i'm pretty sure they hired me just to shut me the fuck up. i am so incredibly excited and i cannot WAIT to walk out of the doors of my old job for the very last time. i start jan. 5; i can practically taste that sweet, sweet freedom.
so, that's what's been up. now i can finally stop obsessing over this job/stress-eating my way through pans of rice krispie treats and get back to spewing my vitriol and hate all over the internet.
OMG I'M A WINNER!!!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Holy crap, you guys! I lied, blogging about my crappy life for 30 days straight SO paid off, because I won a prize!
The lovely Jamie (from Canada! Oot! Aboot! My sister will be there in a month! It's like we're almost related!) will be doing a free tarot reading for me! I'm super excited to hear back from her, unless she foresees me getting torn apart by velociraptors. Because Jamie, if you're reading this, you can keep that shit to yourself. I'd rather be taken by surprise then fret about when and where a dinosaur will bite my arm off. Unless you can tell me that, too. Because I will totally make sure I have some nitroglycerin capsules at the ready. *click the picture* *and click here*
The lovely Jamie (from Canada! Oot! Aboot! My sister will be there in a month! It's like we're almost related!) will be doing a free tarot reading for me! I'm super excited to hear back from her, unless she foresees me getting torn apart by velociraptors. Because Jamie, if you're reading this, you can keep that shit to yourself. I'd rather be taken by surprise then fret about when and where a dinosaur will bite my arm off. Unless you can tell me that, too. Because I will totally make sure I have some nitroglycerin capsules at the ready. *click the picture* *and click here*
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